The Opener

In order to start to have even a simple relationship with a woman, you need to start a conversation with her first. Now, for 100% of men out there, it could be a monumental task to be sure. But, it doesn't have to be that way.

Opening a woman can be such a pain. Once, I was at a bookstore, and I wanted to hit on this one girl. I wanted to start a conversation with her and kinda followed her around the store, but I was agonizing over what to say to her for over 30 minutes! I probably was a creepy stalker to her. I just should have said anything to her, but I didn't.

I remember once a long time ago, I won tickets to a concert and had to pick up the tickets in a nearby city. When I was in the parking lot, I passed a super cute woman who looked at me and smiled. She was so hot that it hurt me; I could have married the woman. Guess what I did when she smiled at me? NOTHING! To this day, I regret not saying anything to her. I know she wanted to talk to me and that she was interested.

What do you do in this situation? Well, the easiest way to start a conversation is to just say, "Hi!" With a smile. Then, "Hey you're kinda cute--What's your story!" Or, "Hey, you seem cool . . . Are you friendly?" That's it!

Geeze, I wish I had a time machine! I wish I knew what I know now! She would have been a cool wife!

--Viktor Kurgan